Next time, try haiku

A Japanese man flying into Ohio was reading a U.S. newspaper and came across the words "suicide bomb" and, not knowing what the term meant, wrote it down so he could look it up later. Oops! A fellow passenger spotted his writing, alerted an attendant and the 60 year old man was taken into custody after the flight returned to O'Hare International, where he was later released without charge. "We caution people not to write about bombs" says TSA spokeswoman Andrea McCauley. Always good advice when traveling.