Mom Is a Loving Friend

It seems Britney's mom has been spending too much time at a river in Egypt lately. How else to account for her lambasting the media for its coverage of her dear, sweet daughter? Ok, so maybe the little one goes barefoot into public restrooms "because she needs to wear only tennis shoes because of her knee problems and they're too hot". And besides, can't you tell? She really needs to go! But I still gotta wonder if Mom has looked into what MILF in Training really means.