The Naked Tickler

From the Associated Press:

NEW SMYRNA BEACH, Fla. - Police are on the lookout for the naked tickler. Investigators said they believe one man could be responsible for a series of bizarre break-ins in which a naked man enters victims' rooms while they are sleeping and tries to tickle their feet.

It's been going on since 2001. It happened again last weekend.
Where's Homeland Security when you need them?