Next Time, Sell Marshmallows

Back in June of last year, Yuolanda Taylor's cable bill was high. Too high, and she needed some extra cash. So she decided to sell rocks to rioters in Benton Harbor ($1 for small, $5 for big). Business was going well until she got beaned by a rock herself, whereupon she decided to abandon her new career path. But it was too late. Yuolanda got busted and has now pled no-contest to the charges, which means she faces up to 10 years in prison when she comes up for sentencing on Nov. 15.