Traumatized by Barney's Pee-Pee
Apparently someone in Falbrook, CA. posted a joke sign about "Barney's Penis". Yes, that Barney. A little girl saw the sign and her father is flipped out about it, writing a letter to a local newspaper claiming the incident is catastrophic and demanding an apology for "traumatizing my daughter".
Since then, she has not stopped mentioning Barney's p***s. This has shaken the bedrock of our family. I made an emergency call to our church's pastor about this bombshell in my daughter's life and he is unsure how it will affect her future.