Lesbos Loses

Lesbians can still call themselves lesbians.

DUI With 0.491 Blood Alcohol Level

Setting a new American record!

Via BoingBoing

Spray On Condoms

No, it's not a can of Krylon, but the new condom is said to provide a much better fit.

Unlike its depiction in popular media, it's not a generic spray can that men haphazardly shoot towards their crotch. In reality, it works like a miniature car wash, employing a penis chamber lined with jets that distribute liquid latex. The entire process takes 10 seconds, with another 20 to 25 required for drying.

%@#&*!

It's a grawlix.

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